The ultimate dad joke compilation
Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.
whenever i say something about having an ache or pain or hurting myself EVERY SINGLE TIME my dad sais “i went to the doc and said ‘doc, it hurts when i do this.’ and he said ‘well, then, don’t do that!’” AND EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS THAT SPARKLE IN HIS EYE
Every time I bring a new friend home, my dad asks to borrow their cellphone, and then juggles with it, an egg, and whatever else is handy (one time it was literally our radio).